Cocaine at the White House?

Thanks Hunter Biden!! /s

Preliminary tests on a white substance found in the White House on Sunday evening indicate the substance is cocaine, according to law enforcement authorities.

A D.C. fire crew responded to the incident, and a brief evacuation of the building was performed. The substance was later deemed to be not a threat.

The U.S. Secret Service is investigating how it entered 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Washington Post, Daily Beast

If confirmed, it wouldn’t be the first time illegal drugs were brought into the executive mansion, according to Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson.

Snoop Dogg said he’d smoked weed in a bathroom in 2013, and Willie Nelson confessed to smoking a joint on the White House roof during the presidency of Jimmy Carter.

British actor Erkan Mustafa said he smoked marijuana and did a line of cocaine on a visit to the White house during first lady Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No” anti-drugs campaign. Jefferson Airplane singer Grace Slick said in 2011 she’d tried and failed to spike President Richard Nixon’s tea with LSD in 1970.

The Guardian

To no one’s surprise, “Patriots” and shithole dwellers responded with exactly what would be expected of them: Hunter Biden!!

Formerly a credible reporter turned pro-Trump mouthpiece, John Solomon reported on various conservatives pointing fingers at the younger Biden.

Newsmax reported that Hunter Biden was at the White House with his father on Friday.