It’s Official: RFK Announces He Will Run as an Independent

After initially saying he would not run as an Independent, the batshit crazy, conspiracy minded, anti vaxxer, 9-11 truther, and son of a very great man, Robert Kennedy Sr., Robert Kennedy Jr. plans to announce he will run as an independent on October 9 in Pennsylvania, Mediaite has learned.

Kennedy’s campaign machine is now planning “attack ads” against the Democratic National Committee in order to “pave the way” for his announcement in Philadelphia about running as an independent, according to a text reviewed by Mediaite.

“Bobby feels that the DNC is changing the rules to exclude his candidacy so an independent run is the only way to go,” a Kennedy campaign insider told Mediaite.

***Good job. Blame in on the DNC and the Democratic Party that you cannot gin up any juice, Bobby. Face it, we’re not that into you and the polls show it. But guess what else the polls show? Bobby’s more popular with Republican voters because….well, batshit crazy ✅, conspiracy minded ✅, anti vaxxer✅, and just generally an all-around weirdo. He fits right in and may cut into the Crazy Vote TFG relies upon.

RFK Jr. pulls more votes from Trump than Biden, because Trump voters are more likely to glom on to his bizarre tinfoil hat rhetoric. In a three-way race with Biden, Trump, and RFK Jr., Trump, not Biden, loses voters.

He’s yours, MAGATs. Embrace the Suck:

RFK Jr.’s entry into the race as an Independent instead of a Democrat, which means he will skip a Primary election, not pass Go, and go straight to the General Election, is beautiful news for Democrats, because the only people voting for RFK Jr. are MAGA, meaning fewer votes in 2024 for Trump.

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