Example: A limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines should only have five to seven syllables; they too must rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.
There once was a man from Ohio,
Who thought his views could entice yo
He tried as he must
But failed as such
To get you to view his psycho.
And more of an inner thought:
There once was a time we were free.
We traveled just you and me
Then the orders came
And we had to remain
Behind doors with nothing to see
We went to the store
Which wasn’t a bore
With people to dodge and stand clear
Nothing to buy because nothing was there
Except for what I don’t adore.
Just give me my wine
This isn’t worth my time
Nor my health and despair.
I want to get home–so all alone
Never thought I would see this in my lifetime
Thank you, Trump
You motherfucking dump
You burned this country to hell.
Just remember—come November
We kick you in the rump
(Yeah…close….)
Same rules apply: Stand alone comments must be a limerick, Replies—just reply,
