A masked thief was still at large after he casually exited a Las Vegas adult store in broad daylight with a 3-foot, 40-pound dildo hoisted onto his shoulder.
He “just picked it up and walked out with it,” Laura, a store employee who declined to give her last name, told HuffPost on Tuesday.
- The theft was at the Deja Vu Love Boutique.
- The stolen dildo’s name is “Moby” and retails for $1,250.
- If the crook gets caught, he’ll surely be subject to the penal code.
According to The NY Daily:
The man picks up the massive member, flings it over his shoulder, then saunters nonchalantly past the security scanners and out the door, the video shows.
The unidentified suspect crammed the pilfered penis into what is believed to be a Dodge Caliber and beat it before store employees realized what had happened, according to the police report.
- Amazon sells the sex toy for about $600.
