The Former Guy wants you to call it the ‘Trumpcine’

In a great way to deter people from getting their jabs in their arms, the Former Guy wants you to call the vaccines to protect you against the deadly TRUMPVIRUS, ‘Trumpcines.’

While addressing a crowd at Palm Beach’s Four Seasons resort, the Former Guy told his cult that vaccinations for the COVID-19 pandemic should be called “Trumpcine” instead of the regular vaccination monikers. He also called Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell a “dumb son of a bitch” as he used a Saturday night speech to Republicans to blame him for not helping overturn the 2020 election and reiterated false assertions that he won the November contest.

“If that were Schumer instead of this dumb son of a bitch Mitch McConnell they would never allow it to happen. They would have fought it.”

“I hired his wife. Did he ever say thank you?” Trump said. He then mocked Chao for resigning in response to the Jan. 6 events and Trump’s behavior that day.

“She suffered so greatly,” he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. He later called McConnell a “stone cold loser.” A spokesman for McConnell could not immediately be reached.

“I wish that Mike Pence had the courage to send it back to the legislatures. … I like him so much. I was so disappointed,” Trump said.

“Have you ever seen anybody that is so full of crap?” he said of Fauci.

-The Washington Post:

Trump also said the Republican party would take back congressional seats in 2022, and then the White House in 2024.

“And then, in 2024, a Republican candidate is going to win the White House,” Trump said. However, Trump never said if he would be the Republican candidate to take back the PEOPLE’S House.

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