Jerry Detrick, a former high school teacher, was identified by a neighbor, who allegedly spotted the 70-year-old man in the act around 3:15 a.m. Sunday in the town of Greenville. When 59-year-old Matthew Guyette, approached Detrick in his yard, the MAGA man “got up” and walked away.
Guyette was able to give police a description, which led them to Detrick, who lives a few blocks from the scene of the event. Detrick reportedly confessed to urinating in the yard Guyette shares with his spouse, and also said that he has defecated on that property on “multiple” occasions.
“Jerry also stated he does it because the residents (at the address) are Democrats and support Joe Biden and he’s a ‘Trump man,’” reads an incident report from police. “This leads me to believe this incident is politically motivated.”
◾️Investigators said they found a wet spot next to where Jerry was seen squatting. (Don’t ask)
◾️Jerry said he was coming home from the bar when he did the deed.
◾️ Matthew Guyette, the homeowner says he’s been finding “piles of manure in his yard since the Obama era”.
◾️Cited for littering, Detrick is scheduled to be arraigned June 8 on the misdemeanor count.
In a Facebook post following Detrick’s bust, Guyette wrote of an “eventful early morning” and the apprehension of “the man who’s been shitting in our front yard for the past ten years.” The pooper, Guyette noted, would leave behind “3 or 4 crumpled up restaurant napkins he used to clean himself. That was my clue that I had had a ‘visitor.’”