Trump to DJ at Mar-a-Lago All Weekend!

The guests this weekend at Mar-a-Lago are in for a special treat when the FG will be disc jockey, according to a memo sent out to members.

Eric Swalwell responded with suggestions for a MAGA playlist.

Guests should expect to be subjected to great Trump favorites like “YMCA,” “Gloria,” and Frank Sinatra’s “My Way,” but there could also be some great show tunes from “Cats” and patriotic numbers like “God Bless the U.S.A.”

Some unfortunate son caught some of the action last night at the cringiest club in Palm Beach.

Of course TFG is no stranger to some creepy moves at Mar-a-Lago, as seen in some extraordinary footage from 1992.

Guests may want to check with the DJ about what is acceptable before submitting their requests, as TFG explained in the Art of the Deal he really feels he knows good music.

"In the second grade I actually gave a teacher a black eye - I punched my music teacher because I didn't think he knew anything about music and I almost got expelled," Trump wrote.  "I'm not proud of that, but it's clear evidence that even early on I had a tendency to stand up and make my opinions known in a very forceful way."

Unfortunately, not many of us will be able to make it to Palm Beach for Night 2 of the Trump version of the Gong Show, but if you like, you can submit your requests to the DJ below.