Pelosi Ordered to Vacate Her Hideaway Office in the Capitol

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While former Speaker Nancy Pelosi was in San Francisco to attend a funeral for her friend Dianne Feinstein, the new acting Speaker-in-Name-Only, the little dude asshole with the bow-tie, ordered her to vacate her Capitol hideaway office by tomorrow.

“Please vacate the space tomorrow, the room will be re-keyed,” wrote a top aide on the Republican-controlled House Administration Committee. The room was being reassigned by the acting speaker “for speaker office use,” according to an e-mail sent to Pelosi’s office.

Rep. Patrick McHenry, one of McCarthy’s buddies ass-kissers, was McCarthy’s first choice to become Speaker after his ass was booted by the Clown Caucus.

Only a select few House lawmakers get hideaway offices in the Capitol, compared to their commonplace presence in the Senate.

Pelosi, responding with style and grace, noted that she had given former Speaker Dennis Hastert “a significantly larger suite of offices for as long as he wished” during her tenure.

Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries’ staff helped Pelosi’s office make the move.

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