Trump Store Bus Crashes Before Staten Island Rally

A runaway Trump MAGA store bus crashed between a utility pole and a gas station sign on Sunday, in what might be perceived as a perfect metaphor following the former guy’s conviction in Manhattan last week.

The bus was headed to a rally for the former guy in Staten Island. Trump was not supposed to be at the rally, but former mayor of New York City, Rudy Giuliani, said he would be there.

Among the signs pasted to the bus included “Trump Law and Order,” “Trust Jesus,” “Trump 2024,” “Women for Trump,” and “Let’s Go Brandon.”

An entire side panel of the bus was ripped off by the crash, and debris littered the ground around the site.

It is unknown whether Jesus took the wheel.

In 2019, the same bus broke down on a New Jersey highway. A 56-year-old woman was killed when she pulled over to help assist, as she stood between the bus and a trailer it was hauling. A second car crashed into the trailer, crushing the woman.

The Hill, RawStory