Looking for access to the incoming MAGA king and his power-grubbing party?
Over a dozen Washington D.C. hotels are hawking extravagant inaugural packages to lure the wealthy players suckers and losers who are looking to rub elbows with the new administration oligarchy and their orange god.
The grotesquely excessive packages include caviar, cocktails, and champagne, shopping sprees, helicopter transports, rooftop access for the bigly parade, and personal butlers.
The hot seller so far is at The Watergate Hotel, no joke. You can’t make this stuff up.
Apparently the “Head of State Package” has been sold multiple times.
For $73,500, you would ride a helicopter from New York City to Reagan National airport in Washington and enjoy a daily chauffeur with an armored car.
For the pièce de résistance, there’s a tour of the “Scandal Suite,” the site of 1972’s infamous break-in that led to Nixon’s resignation. Again, you can’t make this stuff up.
If you require something more extravagant, there is a $350,000 package available at the Fairmont near Georgetown.
Included is a four-night stay in a new suite, round trip airfare for four plus your pampered pooch or puss, a $25,000 Saks Fifth Avenue shopping spree, and two butlers.
There are other hotels and packages with varying perks and prices, with robes, slippers, caviar, spa treatments, to wallow in a MAGA fantasy trip.
Explains a former Ritz-Carlton executive, there is a void to be filled with the closing of the tacky Trump Hotel. “You’re trying to position your hotel as the new power place to be.”
More at Axios.
