News
Last Call: 4-25-20
191 days until the General Election and our golden opportunity to get Trump’s Orange Ass out of the People’s House…well, unless we all die from drinking bleach or injecting Lysol or some shit. I’m just going MORE
Month: April 2020
Pandemic Morons
Trump whines about his own failed, miserable, and completely bizarre press briefings
“What is the purpose of having White House News Conferences when the Lamestream Media asks nothing but hostile questions, & then refuses to report the truth or facts accurately. They get record ratings, & the MORE
News
Doggies Deliver Beer and Smiles
“Buddy and Barley are superstars in the town of Huntington….They have been requested on many cases, and we are making it well known that they can deliver beer to your house.” Karen Heuwetter and her MORE
Gun Violence
Georgia 2 Year Old Second Amendments His Father
G – U – N – Z DATELINE: MACON, Georgia Investigators say 28-year-old Jason Fowler had just returned home from work and set his pistol, keys and hat on a table. According to investigators, Fowler MORE
News
Trump Calls for USPS to Increase Prices 400% or He Will Block Emergency Funding
Trump on Friday threatened to withhold emergency aid funding congressionally approved for the United States Postal Service unless the agency agreed to increase pricing on package deliveries by four times. “The Postal Service is a MORE
Pandemic Morons
Florida Church Leader Wrote Letter to Trump Peddling Bleach
The leader of the most prominent group in the US peddling potentially lethal industrial bleach as a “miracle cure” for coronavirus wrote to Donald Trump at the White House this week. In his letter, Mark Grenon told MORE
Updates
Update: China sent team including medical experts to advise on North Korea’s Kim
China has dispatched a team to North Korea including medical experts to advise on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, according to three people familiar with the situation. The trip by the Chinese doctors and MORE
Entertainment
Trump Briefings: Trump Is Building a Dystopia in Real Time
[The Trump Briefings] . . . also crystallize precisely what is so abhorrent about his low-stakes, entertainment-inflected approach to politics. The briefings are meant to convey information about, literally, life and death. And within a MORE
News
Navy recommends reinstating commander of USS Theodore Roosevelt
The Navy recommended to Defense Secretary Mark Esper that Capt. Brett Crozier be restored to command of the USS Theodore Roosevelt aircraft carrier on Friday, according to an administration official. MORE
It's 5:00 Somewhere
It’s 5:00 Somewhere
Yes, indeed it’s 5:00 somewhere, and by now I’m thinking we would all rather be wherever it is One Happy Hour. If we could meet up anywhere in the world, where would you pull up MORE
Live Discussions
The Coronavirus Warriors press briefing: 4-24-20
Join News Views for a Live Discussion on Mainline Lysol Trump, Pastor Pence, Scarf Lady, and the real Coronavirus Warrior, Dr. Fauci’s press briefing. More than likely, the Warriors will begin their briefing late, as usual, but allegedly, they scheduled MORE
Coronavirus
Staffing shortages result in nearly 2 million chickens being destroyed at Eastern Shore farms
The slaughter, also known as: “Depopulation has been done in the past on Delmarva and in the U.S. in response to cases of infectious avian disease,” said James Fisher, a spokesman for Delmarva Poultry. The MORE
News
Atlanta Mayor receives racist text demanding she re-opens the city
Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms on the racist text she received: “The reason I released that message is because I wanted across America to see what racism still looks like in 2020.” Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance MORE
Economy
Trump signs new $484 billion aid bill for hospitals and businesses
Trump signed a $484 billion aid package into law Friday that provides emergency relief for hospitals and small businesses stretched thin by the coronavirus outbreak — the fourth rescue bill enacted by the government since MORE
Pandemic Morons
The ‘stable genius’ ponders injecting disinfectants into the human body to kill COVID-19
“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning? Because, MORE
Politics
REVEALED: Trump owes tens of millions of dollars to a state-owned Chinese bank
The president’s financial dealings with the state-owned bank complicate his attacks on Biden Donald Trump is warning “China will own the United States” if Joe Biden is elected president. But Trump himself is tens MORE
Opinion
Opinion: The coronavirus wisdom of Stephen Colbert and Rousseau
What do an American comedian and an 18th-century French philosopher have to do with the coronavirus? These past days, when I’ve read the latest coronavirus news, I can’t help but think of Stephen Colbert and MORE
Editorials
When Will We Ever Learn? Denver reopens for business too soon during the Flu Pandemic
Politicians were feeling pressure during the pandemic. Businesses were agitating to reopen and deaths were going down, especially far away from the coastal cities that it had hit worst, first. It seemed time to declare MORE
Coronavirus
Georgia: Reopening hair salons, gyms and bowling alleys despite COVID deaths statewide
Undeterred by a barrage of criticism, Georgia is moving ahead with its plan to reopen some nonessential businesses despite an increase in coronavirus deaths statewide.Gov. Brian Kemp was one of the last state leaders to issue a stay-at-home MORE
Free Chat Friday
Free Chat Friday, Week 17
It’s Friday, and Shakespeare says it for us, after yesterday’s briefing, the feeling is gloom and doom in the time of Coronavirus. With a President careening off the rails, our thoughts turn to solutions. What MORE
Pandemic Morons
Trump Says Sunlight Kills Coronavirus!
President Donald Trump touted a federal study Thursday that indicates sunlight and humidity can weaken the coronavirus – a finding that prompted the president to float the idea of treating patients with “light inside the body.” A MORE
Wingnut Watch
Anti-vaxxer arrested for defying Idaho’s ‘stay at home’ order; took kids out for a playdate
A woman was arrested Tuesday evening after attending a planned protest at a park playground closed due to concerns about the new coronavirus, and asking a police officer to arrest her. The arrest of Sara MORE
Live Discussions
The Coronavirus Warriors press briefing: 4-23-20
oin News Views for a Live Discussion on Trump, Pastor Pence, Scarf Lady, and the real Coronavirus Warrior, Dr. Fauci’s press briefing. More than likely, the Warriors will begin their briefing late, as usual, but allegedly, they scheduled for 5 MORE
Coronavirus
Over half of churches see huge drops in donations due to coronavirus
LE††UCE PREY Sixty-five percent of churches have seen drops in donations since mid-March, mostly due to congregations halting in-person services due to the coronavirus, a new survey reported on by the Religion News Service shows. MORE
Food
Culinary Confinement
If you, like me, are tired of cooking for sustenance, I’m suggesting it’s time to get back to the oven for the enjoyment of it all. You do remember enjoyment, right? If you don’t enjoy MORE