Incoming White House already has its first conspiracy theory to deal with

The latest, wing nut conspiracy theory goes by the name, “Great Reset.” Like many other wing nut conspiracy theories, it paints a dystopian future that draws all sorts of wild conclusions and interpretations that only the most delusional would make.

  • The coronavirus pandemic is merely a means to enslave humanity and end capitalism.
  • Biden’s “Build Back Better” slogan is really a cover for nefarious plotting of a global cabal from Davos, Switzerland, intent on abolishing private property and building prison camps for the dissenters who refuse to accept microchips that will read their thoughts.
  • Something about Grover from Sesame Street is also involved in this one but it’s not clear what role he plays.
  • Wing Nut media has fueled this latest conspiracy by telling their minions “that Biden is bent on launching said reset by using the coronavirus pandemic to ban religion, crush small businesses, and turn humans into something like robots—or replace them with actual robots.”
  • Cirrhosis Steve Bannon says the “Great Reset” is all “up in your grill.” (Nice dog whistle, Steve).
  • Glenn Beck said the Great Reset is a plot to institute Nazi-style restrictions on American citizens..
  • And then there’s World Nut Daily who called it a scheme from our “globalist overlords.”
  • Earlier this week, Trump’s African-Americans, Diamond & Silk (Cubic Z & Rayon) said, “You know Biden said he wants to build back better,” Lynnette “Diamond” Hardaway said on Nov. 21 on her show, Diamond and Silk: Crystal Clear. “But no, he doesn’t want to build back better. He wants to take this economy and build back globally. You all, I know you heard about this thing called the Great Reset.”
  • White Supremacists F Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingram told their minions that Joe Biden is definitely behind this nefarious plot also known as the, “Great Reset.

“Be afraid, America. Be really, really afraid.” President-elect Biden and Vice-President Harris want to reset America and restore us to the country we once were; not this third-world shithole Trump and Co. created.

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