Cancún Cruz claims Mickey and Pluto will soon start having sex with one another

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The GQP’s latest obsession with gay sex, cartoon characters, and Disney for not supporting DeSatan’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill features none other than Texas’ US Senator Ted (Cancún) Cruz.

Speaking at a Young America’s Foundation event at Yale University last week, Cruz suggested that ‘leftists’ want Disney to feature more sexually explicit content…like Mickey and Pluto “going at it” sexually. 🙄


“I think there are people now who are misguided, trying to drive, you know, Disney, stepping in saying, you know, “In every episode now, they’re gonna have, you know, you know, Mickey and Pluto going at it,” said Cruz.

“Like, really?! he exclaimed a the bizarre thought he had just made up. “But it’s just like, come on, guys! These are kids and you know, you could always shift to Cinemax if you want that. Like, like, what do you have–It used to be, like look. I’m a dad. It used to be you’d be able to put your kids in front of the Disney Channel, and all right. Something innocuous will happen.”


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