Today in Rudy G: Dead Witness, Emails in Drag; GQP Throws Cold Water on Their Burisma Investigation

Look Over There------->, Not Here

America’s disgraced and disbarred mayor, Rudy Giuliani, announced that his bigly witness that no one could ever find or has heard from in years has shown up dead:

Since before the 2020 election, the GQP has ramped up some bogus investigation into allegations Joe Biden took part in ‘influence peddling,’ while vice president in the Obama administration. The serving president is also accused of engaging in corrupt foreign business dealing with his son Hunter Biden and Ukrainian energy company Burisma. However, the investigation has so far not revealed any real evidence to back up the claims.”

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Some ‘Splaining Below:

Full Clip Below:

Get Ready for Vince Foster 2.0:

The GQP Spins:

“And you estimate that nine Biden family members were beneficiaries – including grandchildren were being funneled money through these shell corporations, fake LLCs,” Sean Hannity said, before referring to an alleged claim from a purported Burisma executive that they have audio recordings showing Joe Biden and Hunter Biden talking about engaging in a criminal enterprise. “You say about between 20 and $30 million from foreign nationals. Is that true? And what do we know about the 17 tapes? Do we have them? Do you know who has them?”

“Have you had any contact with him?” the host followed up.

“Unfortunately, nobody’s had any contact with him for the last three years,” Comer answered. “You know, the MSNBC makes fun of me when I said that there are a lot of people that were involved in the Biden shenanigans that are currently missing. But with respect to this oligarch, we think we know where he is. He just hasn’t been seen in public in a long time, but we’re following the money.”
Despite the accusations, no evidence has emerged showing that Joe Biden engaged in corruption.

Rudy Giuliani Used A Female Alias In Emails About Plan To Overturn The Election

Rudy Giuliani used an email address with the name “Helen” in some of his communications about his efforts to oppose former President Trump’s 2020 election loss. Giuliani, the former New York City mayor and personal attorney to Trump, has discussed his use of the email address “” in court appearances as part of a defamation lawsuit filed against him by Ruby Freeman and Wandrea “Shaye” Moss, two Georgia election workers. According to court documents made public on Thursday, the address is one of seven that is at the center of a fight over documents in the case. 

“That was my main Gmail account since I had Gmail,” Giuliani said in a deposition on March 1, 2023. “And somehow others were created for specific purposes, but that would cover 95 percent of any email I had and probably every important one.”

Giuliani’s mother, who passed away in 2002, was named Helen In an email to TPM, Giuliani’s attorney, Joe Sibley, pointed to this fact when asked why Giuliani was not using an email address with his own name.

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