Trump Says He and Mike Johnson Have a Little Secret

The Fascist Guy told his adoring fans at the MAGA Nazi festival in New York City that he shares a little secret with Speaker Mike Johnson that will have a big impact to help the party do well.

Trump says he and Johnson will reveal the secret after the election is over.

Politico speculates that the Secret Squirrel operation could be an antiquated procedure that would allow the House to settle a contested election, which would allow Trump to lose both the popular and electoral vote and still steal his fascist throne in the White House.

American historian and Boston College history professor Heather Cox Richardson — a self-described Lincoln Republican — wrote in a newsletter:

Lapdog Mike (Moses) Johnson didn’t mention the “little secret” specifically in his speech at the Nazi party, but thought the Master Trump would take back the White House and be happy with him.

“I am convinced that in nine days, we are going to grow the House majority, we’re going to take back the Senate and send Donald Trump back to the White House,” he said.

Daily Beast