In her first television interview since Trump won the election, Fox News won the honors of hosting Melania “BeBest” Trump as she hawked Christmas ornaments, stocking stuffers, and jewelry, which she claimed would make great gifts grifts.
Fox hosts were helpfully pointing out that Melania was grifting a mini-memoir of her coffee table book that would fit into a Chreesmas stocking.
The website shows that most of the ornaments sell for $75-$90 apice, while the gold-plated “Lady Liberty” necklace sells for $600.
Melania also reminded viewers that at least some of the proceeds from the sales of her Chreesmas items would go toward the BeBest initiative, to help provide scholarships and opportunities to children in foster care, to promote the well-being of children, and combat cyberbullying (although nothing was said about Presidential cyberbullying).
BeBest also touted her son Barron’s political prowess after he helped Daddy Trump secure the bro-vote. Barron pushed his dad to appear on podcasts aimed at the “bros.”
“He was very vocal and gave advice to his father,” she stated. “He was incredible in how he brought in success.”
Melania also said she didn’t think it was possible for Barron to be a normal student now (as if!).
The past and future FLOTUS also discussed her hoosband’s not gay anthem dance moves.
When Steve Doocy asked about Donald’s moves like jagoff, Melania called it a “special and unique dance” and added, “People are copying it and everybody have fun with it.”
