Donald Trump Jr. whined on his podcast “Triggered” that he was not looking forward to the New Year’s Eve bash at Mar-a-Lago because his dad’s associates treat him like a “freaking imbecile.”
“My birthday is New Year’s Eve… I get older,” he complained. “I was a kid, New Year’s Eve was a lot better because it was like, there’s always something to do. There’s always a party.”
“Now it’s sort of like amateur night,” Junior complained. “I get to be around a thousand drunk people giving me their political opinions that I don’t necessarily want to hear.”
“While I love Mar-a-Lago, it’s sort of like, you know, the, you know, by about midnight when everyone’s like, you know, 12 beers deep or whatever it is they’re drinking, you know, the close talking opinions.”
“This’ll be like year, like nine of, ‘Hey, you know, have you ever thought to maybe have your dad not tweet that?'” he griped. “I’m like, no, I’ve never thought that ’cause I’m a freaking imbecile.”
Still, the Birthday Boi put his best foot forward and stepped out with his new squeeze Bettina Anderson to fend off the commoners.
The Daily Beast reports that Don Jr. has been “sober” for over two decades!
“You wouldn’t know it but I’m basically a recluse… I’m okay with a mic when I have a big crowd, but I don’t like being around a lot of people if I can avoid it. I like fishing, hunting and, like, two people.”
