Good morning, News Viewers, and Happy Tuesday, which feels like a boiled over, sweltering hot Monday. Yes, it’s freaking hot, like Equator hot and I’m over it.
So, yesterday some dipshit, ‘Trump Judge’ granted the Orange Ass’ request for a ‘Special Master’ ‘to review documents seized by the FBI from his Florida home last month’ and ‘temporarily halt the Justice Department’s use of the records for investigative purposes.’
Isn’t that special?! If any of us committed the alleged crimes TFG has, we would be UNDER the jail.
What exactly is a ‘Special Master?’ Put away the kink; it doesn’t apply here. But, a ‘Special Master’ “is an independent third party, typically an attorney, appointed by the judge to review materials seized in a search for anything that may be protected from investigation by attorney-client privilege, or executive privilege as Trump is claiming.“
TFG has until Friday to propose a list of names to the judge he would like to review the documents LAWFULLY obtained from his gaudy Mar a Lago residence. Tell me what Craven Assholes you think TFG might propose.
My list..and all of them are the Worst of the Worst from TFG’s orbit and in no particular order:
- The disbarred and disgraced, Rudy G.
- Sydney Powell.
- Alan Dorkowitz.
- Boxed Wine, Jeanine Pirro.
- The ‘Honorable’ Judge Andrew Napolitano.
Your turn! And to make it more fun, your nominees do not have to be lawyers or former judges; just deplorable, disgraced, disgusting people you think TFG wants.
And….stay safe, keep away from raging flood waters and out of the oppressive heat if you live on the West Coast.
