Satirical news company The Onion has won a bankruptcy auction of Alex Jones’ media empire, which includes the conspiracy-theory-laden website InfoWars. Jones announced Thursday morning that “the Connecticut democrats with The Onion newspaper bought us.” MORE
A mysterious bronze-colored monument was installed Thursday morning across the street from the U.S. Capitol grounds “honoring” the people behind the Jan. 6 insurrection with a massive turd. The monument depicts an emoji-style pile of MORE
In Pittsburgh; Memphis, Tennessee; and Los Angeles, massive billboards recently popped up declaring, “Birds Aren’t Real.” On Instagram and TikTok, Birds Aren’t Real accounts have racked up hundreds of thousands of followers, and YouTube videos MORE
The Karen meme is everywhere. We have all seen the videos of white American, middle class or above, self-righteous females who adamantly “want to speak to a manager,” refuse to wear a mask, and use their MORE
(What follows is a humor column from R. Eric Thomas.) Good afternoon and happy pandemic to you, serfs! It is I, Ivanka Trump, former and future star of The Apprentice, and I come bearing a special MORE
Cecily Strong portrayed Governor Gretchen Whitmer in a skit for Saturday’s SNL, although the bit never aired. The bit showed Strong in her portrayal giving advice to protestors in her state, and commentary on being MORE
Watch a rather subdued Seth Meyers address the most incompetent, worthless federal government Russia helped elect and enact while thousands of American die.
Contrary to what you might have heard, the novel coronavirus was not developed in a Chinese or US military lab. Albanians are not genetically immune to the virus. And Bulgarian Prime Minster Bojko Borissov does MORE
Seth takes a closer at Democrats screaming over each other in a chaotic debate as Trump tightens his authoritarian grip on power.
Judge Mathis (Kenan Thompson) presides over the Trump impeachment trial everyone wish had happened but didn’t.
Cold Open: Weekend Update: The Democratic Debate:
I don’t have the words to describe how awesome this is. A Bernie impersonator having a presidential debate with a Trump impersonator. Both men are spot-on in looks and voice but have the rhetoric turned MORE
Seth takes a closer look at Trump wanting to dig a trench around the southern border and fill it with alligators and snakes.
PACIFIC OCEAN—With his position as National Security Advisor of the United States having come to an end, John Robert Bolton has decided it is time to return to being one of the walruses who inhabit MORE
Most recent trailer: Teaser trailer: Obligatory:
In support of the use of more colorful speech, here’s a handy guide to useful terms from one of America’s favorite dialects. To make it easy to remember, each word is keyed to a representative public figure. You can even make up your own! MORE
COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal to purchase Greenland, the government of Denmark has announced that it would be interested in buying the United States instead. MORE
Anyone who reads the Borowitz Report on The New Yorker, knows that Andy Borowitz does satire articles that sometimes people think are real because they tend to do the whole, ‘art imitating life’ thing. Mainly he MORE