Captain Chaos, AKA The Fascist Felon, came to his limited senses and paused tariffs for 90 days on more than 75 trading partners who did not retaliate in the hours after it went into effect, MORE
“To deliver this kind of a blow, well done, old man!” As many of his KKKultists are trying to get off the Trump Train Wreck and right the course, Russian State Media has praised The MORE
”America is now divided between two opposing forces: woke revolutionaries and those who believe in the ideals of the American revolution.” From Project 2025 In late March, reports the New Yorker, Trump issued another of MORE
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr. attended the funeral of an 8-year-old girl who died of “measles pulmonary failure,” according to health records. The girl was unvaccinated and had no underlying health conditions. Kennedy MORE
Political appointees are baking cookies, and they have to be warm, mind you, for Interior Secretary Doug Burgum. In addition, staff is told to make lunch for “Doug the Diva”and he reportedly uses taxpayer money MORE
One would never know there is a financial meltdown underway in the U.S. if you happened to be attending the LIV golf tournament at the Fascist Felon’s Doral resort in Florida this weekend. The Saudi-backed MORE
Tariff Terrorist-in-Chief Trump left the White House for Florida on Thursday in order to attend a LIV golf tournament. Local reports suggest the Tangerine Turd may be participating in the tournament itself. At any rate, MORE
The morning hangover following ‘Liberation Day!’ has hit the global markets hard and not in a good. Stock futures cratered after the Fascist Felon implemented his stupid tariffs that will affect all consumers across the MORE
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth brought his wife to at least two meetings with foreign military leaders where “sensitive information was discussed,” according to The Wall Street Journal. The Journal reported on Friday night that Jennifer Hegseth, a former Fox News producer MORE
During a a hearing at the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals on Monday, Judge Patricia Millett asked pointed questions of The Fascist Felon’s (mis)administration over how it’s implementing a rarely used wartime law to deport MORE
Outgoing Greenlandic Prime Minister Mute Egede described the plan as aggressive, and said the duo had not been invited for meetings. Meanwhile, the island’s likely next leader accused the US of showing a lack of MORE
According to the Fascist Felon, Colorado Governor Jared Polis should “be ashamed of himself” for hanging a “purposefully distorted” presidential portrait in the State Capitol building. *** Note how TFF praises the portrait of a real president, below: A spokesperson MORE
On Friday, The Fascist Felon signed a memo that directs his personal law firm, the Department of Justice (DoJ), to target lawyers and law firms that “engage in actions that violate the laws of the MORE
For decades, the Republican Party has tried, and failed, to ‘reform,’ privatize, or simply eliminate Social Security. In a confidential memo circa 2005, polsters warned Republicans that Bush’s proposal for personal Social Security accounts might tank MORE
After invoking The Alien Enemies Act of 1798 to detain or deport Venezuelan migrants, District Judge James Boasberg, an Obama-era appointee, issued an order “stopping the administration from using it to deport anyone, adding that the administration should turn planes MORE
Before the inauguration, President Biden pardoned several people people whom The Fascist Felon had identified during the campaign as his “enemies from within,” including members of the House committee that investigated his role in the MORE
To achieve his mass deportation goals his racist base drools over, The Fascist Felon invoked The Alien Enemies Act of 1798, “a wartime authority that allows the president to detain or deport the natives and MORE
Obviously, Rep. Chuck Edwards (Idiot-NC) did not get the memo from GQP ‘leadership’ telling Republicans to stop holding the public events. Asheville constituents grilled Edwards over The Fascist Felon’s foreign policy and Ukraine dealings — before MORE
Remember The Fascist Felon’s ‘stable genius’ plan to detain up to 30,000 immigrants suspected of being in the U.S. illegally at Guantanamo Bay ahead of deportation as part of his hard-line crackdown? As with everything TFF MORE
After opposing to restore actor Mel Gibson’s rights to carry a gun, the Department of Justice fired US pardon attorney, Elizabeth G. Oyer. Gibson, a supporter of The Fascist Felon, lost his gun rights after MORE
Marco Rubio sat next to Trump in the Cabinet Room of the White House and listened to a verbal attack from President Musk, the richest man in the world, about how he had failed to MORE
In another DICKtorial move that is well beyond the power of the president, The Fascist Felon is expected to issue an executive action as early as Thursday calling on Education Secretary Linda McMahon to “take MORE
Rep. Al Green (D-Texas) is facing a likely censure after Rep. Dan Newhouse (R-Wash) drafted a 2-page resolution he says will be filed today for “repeatedly violating the rules of decorum in the House of Representatives.” MORE
Gee, shocking—the Orange Ass lied his ass off during the longest speech ever. Trump joint speech was the longest ever Clocking in at roughly an hour and 40 minutes, Trump’s speech broke the record for MORE
Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau condemned Dumb Donald’s Tariffs imposed on his country and vowed to “relentlessly fight” to protect Canada’s economy. Trudeau said a trade war would hurt people on both sides of the U.S.-Canada MORE