The Lounge

Good morning, News Viewers, you read that right — it’s only Week 9. Consuming news these days is like drinking from a firehose, and next week will be even more Tariff-ic, with a new trade MORE

Good morning, News Viewers, today we open with some Breaking News: Canada is not Donald Trump’s bitch! How do you say it — ETTD?? Other than that sweet karmic win for our friendly neighbors, there MORE

Good morning News Viewers, and Happy Valentine’s Day! Roses are red, violets are blue. How did we get here? I haven’t a clue. But at least we still have wine and chocolate. It’s of course MORE

Good morning all, welcome to Friday and the gateway to the weekend. Is it 2028 yet? And why does it feel like it’s been 2,628 years since the inauguration? I don’t do McTrump math but MORE

Good morning, News Viewers and Trump Justice Warriors, time to rise and shine, make the covfefe, and enjoy some rationed and/or fake eggs to get your Friday started! It’s a new day in Trumplandia, or MORE

Well, TGIF, News Viewers, and while it’s a chilly one, wondering if we can just stop the presses and Groundhog Day this final “free” Free Chat Friday? We swore that TFG would be back when MORE

Good morning, News Viewers, and welcome to the second week in the year of our lard, King Donald. This week we can celebrate some good with the bad, as we get to officially hang the MORE

Good morning, peeps, …er, whatevs!! I’m still waiting for the coffee to kick in, and I’m full of hope that eventually it will. We’ve been bingeing a replay of Ted Lasso this week, and I’d MORE

Good morning, News Viewers, and happy Friday as we wind down 2024 and drag ourselves into (Project) 2025! During these days of Trump purgatory, waiting for the fresh hell of our Derp Leader and his MORE

Good morning, News Views friends. As you can see, it’s Friday. How did we get here? To Friday, I mean? I’ve experienced a few days of “real life” interruptions, days and nights turned on end, MORE

Good morning, News Viewers, hope you all are coping well with your Halloween sugar hangovers as we head into another Friday, and one last weekend filled with hair-raising, terrifying creatures on the last leg of MORE

Good morning, News Viewers, and welcome to Freaky Friday! It’s getting scary out there, whether you’re counting down to Halloween, in six days, or Election Day, in ten. In either case, as President Obama has MORE

Good morning, News Viewers, another week has passed, or so they say…. It’s been a whirlwind, and that’s almost an insulting understatement when the perfect storm of nasty GOP politics meets natural disaster along the MORE

Good morning, News Viewers, welcome to the 40th week of the year, where we are 31 days out from the 2024 Election. My, where have the last nine years gone? It feels like nine years MORE